Worst Jokes Ever
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?
Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.
The Twin Towers are just like genders.
There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?
Rory Burrows is dyslexic.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
Go to community, I'm bored.
Being gay must be a pain in the ass.
Credit to omnom.
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
People always told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.
"What did we hit?"
"I don't know, a rock."
Priests are priests.
Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?
So they can spell "home."