Worst Jokes Ever
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they eat the bat.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither can see their parents.
Top G advice: You’re either a smart fella or a fart smella.
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I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed I only have a crockpot. 🤣
What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
Teacher told me to turn in my essay, but I ain't no snitch, fool.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
They are hairy.
How do you make holy water?
You take normal water and boil the hell out of it.
Person 1: Omg, my blind boyfriend cheated on me.
Person 2: What did you expect? Him to see other hoes...
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer.
Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?
A. Batman's parents.
A man walks into a bar and sees a jar full of money, and he asks the bartender what's up with that jar of money.
Bartender says you gotta do 3 tasks. He takes the shot of Jack, and the customer says, "What are the tasks?" He says, "The 1st one is, well the 1st 1 is, I got about a 12' gator in the back that's got a bad tooth, and you gotta pull it." He says, "All right, what's the 2nd 1?" He said, "I got a big old girl upstairs that ain't had no loving in a long time, you gotta make her smile." He takes another shot of Jack. He said, "All right, what's the 3rd 1?" He said, "You see that horse outside, you gotta make him laugh and cry."
Guy goes upstairs, goes out back, comes out to the front, comes back in. The other customer said, "Give him the jar." The guy says, "I took care of that lady's tooth, and I made that alligator smile."
"Well how'd you make the horse laugh?" he said. "Easy, I told him I had a bigger deck then him."
Bartender says, "How did you make him cry?" He said, "Easy, I showed him."
I brought a cow and named him Mayo.
Mayo Neighs!
Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.