What type of work can orphans do? Homework.
Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
An apple gets picked.
Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.
Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
Life is like a penis. Other people make it hard.
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did.
I did who?
You did a poo.
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
Why am I dumb?
Because I’m dumb.
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
What is the road on a hill?
Hillside.
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
