Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
Worst Jokes Ever
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"
You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actually stands for "fuck family."
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭
Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password. Me: I don't have a password. So you *won't* have a d*ck after I tear it off you.
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
"Fuck me right in the balls, you dirty cow!"
I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?
You can roast chicken.
