Worst Jokes Ever
My boyfriend accused me of cheating. I told him he reminded me of my girlfriend.
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
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Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
What do orphans go to church for?
So they can call someone "father."
You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!
What do you call a body without a nose?
Nobody knows.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
When I get suicidal, everyone worries. I don't know why because that is when I'm the happiest, thinking about death.
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?
I like my men like I like my Alexa:
By my bed and turned on.
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
Q: What makes depressed kids jump?
A: Bridges.
Your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it.