Worst Jokes Ever
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
Why do orphans use water for their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow
You are so skinny that they won't let you ride a fucking roller coaster because you flew before.
I wanna die cos I lost my horse on Minecraft.
"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.
Why was the orphan single? Because it could not call someone "daddy".
So one time I had a dream where I was on a road trip and we drove a golf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan.
We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom, which was so weird!
Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.
"Mom, these balloons are hard to blow."
"Son, stay out of the drawer."
"I'm a little piss baby!" -Dream
You are so ugly my man died.
What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?
A fizzician.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense!
You gotta believe me!
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.