Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
People with bipolar...............k2iojvjaiohoaehfbsjhfpoqwurp.
Why can’t orphans use computers?
Because they don’t have a homepage.
How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?
Calculator!
"Ohh wing wing."
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it's a soap opera.
What did Eve say to Adam?
"That is rock hard."
A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:
"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."
Hi guys, jokes for sister.
So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
What's the good thing about child perverts?
They drive slow in a school zone.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
One time I killed Sam, Stan, and Gran on Roblox, and she was really mad.
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.