The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Worst Jokes Ever
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age?
When you get injured 😢
When you get injured in America 😭😭😭😭💵💵💵💵💵🏩🏩🏩
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a** commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's!" It was the funniest sh*t ever!
Yo mama joke.
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm stroking my dick and thinking of you.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
