Worst Jokes Ever
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were, and he started crying more.
Anyway, working at an orphanage is fun.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
"Bro is sooooo fine!"
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
How does a priest purify water?
Boil the hell out of it!
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.