You are so cat.
Worst Jokes Ever
You are so dumb.
I was going to tell an Asian joke, but it's too Wong.
You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.
You got a pig head!
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.
Your face is so big that not even you can see it.
Sus
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
Yoav
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
Best way to do it.
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
Like if you love food!
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go home :)
The Nazis.
Jamal had 75 candy bars. He ate 65. What does he have now?
Diabetes.
Why did the Titanic sink? It's because they didn't want the icebergs' candy.
