Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
Helen Keller walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and a wall.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaurs.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."
Ethan Fennel
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
Ayo wassup Nicka. AWWWW SHIET!
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
Women should be allowed to choose: dishes or cooking first.