Worst Jokes Ever
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.
Her: Eat my ass!
Me: Yes, chef!
She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.
Hello guys!
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
What is an orphan’s favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.
You were sleeping, it didn't count - Chloe Foxwell 2021:)))))))
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.