Worst Jokes Ever
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
What's the difference between an apple and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Şehmus ne demiş? Ne bileyim, olm, ona sor.
Papyrus: Well come to the underground.
Sans: How was your falls?
Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.
Sans: Give me your balls!
If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.
Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.
Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!
Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.