Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
I got evicted from the hospital today for telling all the patients to stay positive!
What a negative effect!
I want a series too, that will be SANS-tastic!
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020.
My attempt in 2021.
And my attempt this year.
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Draw deez nuts.
I asked my daddy what sex was. He said, "Wanna cum and try it?"
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
I bought a book for my blind friend.
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
Who wants a picture of my pp?
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
What's the difference between an onion and a baby? I only tear up cutting the onion.
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."