What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?
The pig smells better.
Worst Jokes Ever
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.
Disappointing.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!
Fruit, vegetables, my arms.
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: Don't take drugs kids!
Me: My therapist says I need those to live.
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: _escorts to school counselor_
On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.
What’s a movie that’s related to an orphan? “Spider-Man: No Way Home.”
I want to cream, rn.
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?!"
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door.
I was gardening and found a chest full of blood... I forgot I was in the cemetery.
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.
What’s the difference between your wife and a light switch?
I don’t turn on a light switch.
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.
Why were the baker's hands brown?
Because he was kneading a poop.
