Worst Jokes Ever
"Among Us" in space spells "sugoma."
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
Hello everyone, to the first Hollow Knight meeting!
Why can't orphans have family time?
They don't have a family.
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
I pushed the kid in a wheelchair into fire... I called him "HOT WHEELS".
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Isac, I suck deez nuts!
Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
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What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
Your hairline caused the solar flare.