Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.
I started crying when Dad was chopping onions.
Onions was a good dog.
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
Yo mama so fat, even Dora couldn't explore her.
Yo mama so stupid. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.
Cremation is my only hope for a hot, smoking body.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.