Worst Jokes Ever
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.
A man found a chest full of gold, so he went to go tell his wife, only to remember why he was digging.
What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.
I went to the store and I saw no oranges, and I went to ask the cashier:
"Cashier: Which one?"
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call it; it won’t come to you.
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!
What is a depressed kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.
Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!
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