Worst Jokes Ever

When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?

Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!

If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and called it "Hot Wheels."

A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"

You're so ugly that even Hello Kitty said goodbye.

What do a stool and an emo have in common?

They both sit still.

Johnny is on his way to school when he comes across a frog. With a sudden inspirational thought, he picks the frog up, shoves a firecracker up the frog's arse, lights the cracker, and blows the frog to smithereens.

Now at school, the teacher asks the class: "Has anybody got anything for show and tell this morning?"

Johnny waves his arm in the air and is virtually screaming "Me mis me mis me mis".

"Ok Johnny, what do you have to share with the class today?"

Little Johnny then says, "Well on my way to school today I shoved a cracker up a frog's arse." The teacher interrupts and says, "It's not arse Johnny, It's rectum."

Johnny then says, "Fucking oath it wrecked 'im."

These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?

You know why women wear tampons?

So the crabs could bungee jump!

Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were too many knights.

What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?

Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.

You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benoît B. Mandelbrot.

Are you a highway? Because I wanna lay on you.

What is the first thing you should always take care of first after a car crash?

The witnesses.

Why did the orphan go to church?

To finally call someone father. 😂😂

How did Princess Diana die?

Giving the glove box head.

So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.

If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.

You suck harder than a vacuum ever will :)