A girl said she liked dogs. I called her a bitch.
Worst Jokes Ever
Dees was a squirrel who had big nuts.
Everybody loved dees big nuts.
"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."
"Me so cutie right?"
Why does a cheetah cheat to always win?
Why is an orphan and a dog friends?
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
Why should you put an orphanage by a cemetery?
So they can always see their parents.
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
Q. What's the best part about 28 year olds?
A. There's 20 of them!
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
"Herishy, me lava u, why did u leave mee? Wahh wahh baby sharka, doodle do to to babyyy cutie pie..."
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!
Why don't orphans like Russia and Germany?
Because it's the Mother and Father Land.
