Worst Jokes Ever
"I met a girl and she's 28."
"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."
- AJR
Anyone go to Success Jonesboro, AR?
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
What did the tree do to the emo? Left her hanging.
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.
I told my mom to get rope for a project, and when she got home, I got the good old coat hanger out and hung myself up.
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
MORE JOKES COMING SOON LMAO ;]
The worst joke is no joke ;)
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a happy meal.