Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
How to get a girl in three steps:
Step 1: grab a pillow.
Step 2: grab a blanket.
Step 3: keep dreaming.
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
Yo mama so fat that the weighing scale said, "To be continued..."
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
SpongeBob did 9/11.
Why'd the orphan cross the road? He was told his parents were on the other side.
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year, as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year, and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!
Good on ya dad, ya definitely got the last laugh!
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
In the Bible, it says Jesus died for our sins, but he came back to life, so what did he sacrifice?
Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.