What type of pizza did the twin towers order?
Plain.
Worst Jokes Ever
My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.
Your mom went to the ocean, and the whales said, "We are family," even though you are fatter than me.
Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
What do rabbits eat for breakfast? IHOP.
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said, "Never mind."
Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Olgh..."
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I am high and so are you.
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Is your dad a magician?
Because he magically disappeared.
"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
