Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
No one gives a fuck.
Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
"I met a girl and she's 28."
"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."
- AJR