Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Worst Jokes Ever
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
What does a cheetah like to eat? Fast food, lol!
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
just yeah bruh and yeah.
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and give her it so she can bleed more.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.
I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
Bleach solves so many problems:
Stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation of orphans.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
Your mom is hot.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
I'm jealous of the people who never met you.
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
