Worst Jokes Ever
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
We're no strangers to Aaron. You know the rules and so do I (do I). A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. You wouldn't get this from any other guy. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you.
We've known each other for so long. Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it). Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on). We know the game and we're Aaron play it. And if you ask me how I'm feeling. Don't tell me you're too blind to see. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you.
Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you.
We've known each other for so long. Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it). Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on). We know the game and we're Aaron play it. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you.
Errrrrrrrrr my spine doesn't work.
Eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat a whole species went extinct.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
Roblox usernames be like: "25k_baddieee."
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
Basketballs are bigger than end.
300? You are a 3.0.
My family is lucky I was born so smart. Every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.