Worst Jokes Ever
Just ask your dad.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.
Maggot.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
What did the shoe tell the feet?
"Put me on your feet!"
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
When you're lonely, watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore!
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there's a salad dressing.
What kind of tea is really hard to swallow? Reality.
A man assaulted me with milk, cheese, and butter.
How dairy!
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.