Worst Jokes Ever
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
If someone says nobody asked, you could say, "Well, nobody asked for you to talk!"
What kind of birds stick together?
Vel-crows.
Is your ass jealous of the shit that came out of your fucking mouth?
What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.
A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.
A retarded kid sees a murderer chopping up his latest victim with a saw. The retarded kid yells, "Seesaw!" because he sees a saw.
It’s Christmas and Sally has a gift. She got a Barrie. Just kidding, she still hasn’t opened it.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
Can I put my baaaalls in yo jaaaaws?
You're more uglier.
A kid called Chris:
:orphan
Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.