Worst Jokes Ever
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I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
Some people put zodiacs on everything.
They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one they can call "daddy."
Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Cuz it was too tired.
Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you follow?
Me: Leads a marching parade off the Golden Gate Bridge.
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
Talk to me if you are online.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?
The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
What is black and at the top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.