Worst Jokes Ever
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
what's the difference between a dog and a dad? The dog comes back.
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
A true God would be godless himself.
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
God's consciousness: Art.
God's unconsciousness: Christianity.
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. π
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water.
Can emo kids get happy meals?
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