Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."
Nobody stands up.
After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."
Little Johnny stands up.
"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"
"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."
Worst Jokes Ever
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!
What did one candle say to the other?
"Want to go out tonight?"
Tongue twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze; freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze.
That's what made these three fleas sneeze. šš
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)
What's tree plus tree?
Sticks!
I met a gay guy last night.
Man, was he a pain in the ass.
I was gonna make a gay joke but fuck it.
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.
Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
Hey, can you Putin deez nuts?
I'm bald.
Your hairline is more bent than your gender.
Iām taken, taken my own life, bitch!
I ate Nemo.
Say "I cup" but in words.
Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"
What is the difference between a priest and a zit?
The zit waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
I found an alien in my backyard. I put him to work. He went to a farm, and I never saw him again. Moments later, he is on the Daily Planet acting as a reporter. A green rock smashed my house. I called him back, and he passed out.
I remarked, "You lazy!"
