Worst Jokes Ever

Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.

Look at my name and you'll see.

"Me tells dad joke often."

"I want to hear it."

"Me? You wouldn't get it."

My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.

Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?

A: Because there's a Target on every corner.

Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."

Parents are like food—not all kids get them.

Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.

Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.

Big Chungus.

What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?

If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.

What does lmao mean?

Launch Missiles at orphanage.

Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Puss.

I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!

Have you heard of Wendy's?

Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.

I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.

What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?

Meals on wheels.

Alles tut weh.

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.