Worst Jokes Ever
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 in back taxes.
If you’re American when you go in the bathroom...
... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
Today I found out that my cat got hit by a car accident. Well, I guess I'm gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again. It's not like anyone will notice.
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
I don’t know any...
What does a killer say in the shower in the morning?
- Splish splash, I'm gonna slash...
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
Guess!!!!?
It's supposed to say "goes," not "goes."
Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.