Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Friend 1: Did you?
Depressed friend 2: I didn't!
Friend one: Swear on your life!
Depressed friend 2: I swear.
A week later friend 2 dropped dead to their utter delight.
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Kids in the backseat make accidents, but accidents in the backseat make kids.
The rapist is a therapist.
Lol.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
Answer: A bath bomb.
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
Hairline got repossessed.
Does breath smell like 🍑?
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
What happens when a depressed kid tries to give a tree a high five?
The tree leaves him hanging :)
I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?
What do you call seagulls that fly over the bay? Bagels.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck, I left the oven on!
Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?
Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?
Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!