Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers
Worst Jokes Ever
Jonah Oglan.
We will win the war! 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
I once gave birth to 3 children.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
When the nlgga is farting!!!
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
I love jumping off cliffs.
Your dad has a huge PP.
I like penis in my bum!
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
I got evicted from the hospital today for telling all the patients to stay positive!
What a negative effect!
I want a series too, that will be SANS-tastic!
