Worst Jokes Ever
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"
Dark jokes are like home. A lot of people don't get it.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.