Worst Jokes Ever
"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
Dear clothing websites, if it's out of stock, DO NOT ADVERTISE IT!
What is deez + nuts = deez nuts, ha!
You have a head of a Malteser and a hairline VEGTA.
Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself inside them.
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭
A man walks into a bar and says, "I'm feeling depressed. What do you have to cheer me up?"
The bartender replied: "A shotgun."
How do you tell if someone is depressed?
The brains on the wall.
Ooohhh look, an orphan! Let's go beat him up.
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
A depressed kid wanted to give me a high five.
I just left him hanging.
God = what I hope to be.
Devil = what I can't accept.
I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.
I pray to a dead human I hope to be reunited with.
Jesus, that's sick.
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
I'm all panic and no disco.
My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”
I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!