Worst Jokes Ever
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
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I kicked a ball into someone. Now I got a red card.
How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.
Are you a knife? Because I want you.
Fall
Once the old lady told me she had wisdom, but after she voted! 🤯
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
Titanic, doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
And so the Lord said unto John, "Come forth, and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
What did the clock do when it was hungry? It went back four seconds.
My friend entered a pun contest. He entered ten, figuring at least one of them would win, but no pun in ten did.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.