Worst Jokes Ever
My mom is bad and my dad is bad.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
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How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Kylin likes to eat Violet's ass.
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
Kylin fucks his sister.
EDP445 is a cupcake. Look it up.
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.