Worst Jokes Ever

Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."

Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.

What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.

I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).

sad sad sad

now you laugh and like

thank you!

What's funny about sex? I don't get it.

What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?

Where's My Water?

If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.

I always keep anti-fungal spray with me... because I don't want to share my girlfriend with anyone.

What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?

Answer: Forever 21.

What do feminists and tampons have in common?

They're both stuck-up cunts.

I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.

My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."

Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?

Exercise?

I thought you said "extra fries!"

-A minion (you may now laugh).

Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.

This girl came to me and said, "I got raped in my sleep!"

I replied, "I done it as a joke."

-April 1, 2020

"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."

What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?

Organ harvesting.

The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.

They had to call an archeologist.