Are you a train because I want to get railed by you? ;)
Worst Jokes Ever
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
I had to go to my friend's house.
I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?
A farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I'm fucking." She says, "You idiot, that's a sheep!" He says, "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
Why do people think Jesus is going to come back? He wasn’t nailed to a fucking boomerang!
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
Yo mama so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
How do you name a disabled Asian?
Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.
What does the door say to the doorbell?
The door said: "You dingus!"
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Why did the snake eat a panda?
My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.
