Worst Jokes Ever

I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.

I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.

How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only Juan.

"What do you tell a person with depression?

Just hang in there, buddy!"

Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Literally every movie:

"I love you." "I love you, too."

My life:

My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes you!" Him: "Wtf, I have a girlfriend, sorry not sorry." His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country. 😶

Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?

It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."

The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.

What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?

They are both nowhere to be found.

What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.

Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.

"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"

What makes depressed kids jump?

Bridges!

What do you call a group of emos?

A Suicide Squad.

What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?

They're black and go off.

What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair! ♿

"Giggety, giggety." Lois, give me your titties.

The doctor said I had two years to live, so I shot him. The warden gave me 50. Problem solved!