Worst Jokes Ever
Gay people.
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
Funniest Roblox Names I've heard:
ButtNugget123
Lil_RAT (user is actually Sillyowlbunny200)
baddasscarrot44
EggnogRat44
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
My wife said I had no sense of direction... so I packed my sh*t and left.
Poop Jackson.
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.
Talk to me if you're online.