Exercise?
I thought you said "extra fries!"
-A minion (you may now laugh).
Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
This girl came to me and said, "I got raped in my sleep!"
I replied, "I done it as a joke."
-April 1, 2020
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phill Ming.
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
Am I a guard or a guava?
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The silence.
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.
Her: Eat my ass!
Me: Yes, chef!
She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?
There is no difference.
They both got split open by a huge log.
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.
