Worst Jokes Ever
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".
Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
What do cannibals call newborn babies?
Fresh fruit.
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Ayo, who's online :')
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
You're so fat, when you went on the scale it said "to be continued."
Biden... get it?
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
My uncles like the moon.
He comes out at night.
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.