Worst Jokes Ever

I'm Jessica, and I really want to talk to Ashton Parkes.

How do you talk to a giant?

Use big words.

It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.

The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!

Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.

"Police control! Have you been drinking?"

"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"

"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"

Hi, son.

Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.

If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."

Mase looks like a fat gay dude.

What do you call a disabled kid on fire?

Hot wheels.

England: No towers?

America: No queen?

England: Remember 1812?

America: No tea?

I have to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.

I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.

The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.

Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.

Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.

This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.

"Nihha scarborough face."

Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"

That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.

I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.