Worst Jokes Ever
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."
Me: "I like it well done."
Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
I fucking love rhubarbs.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
What is a skeleton's favorite food?
Ribs.
How does a train eat?
It goes, "chew chew."
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
Who is the blindest person in the world?
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
The "S" in Putin stands for smart.
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
What do orphans get for Christmas?
Lonely.
What's an orphan family photo called?
Selfie.
I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.
Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.