Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
Worst Jokes Ever
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
So, a few hours ago my friend said I need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes... like... it's really not that deep?
Dark humor is like food; some people get it, others don't...
I'm Jessica, and I really want to talk to Ashton Parkes.
How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words.
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.
"Police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
Hi, son.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
I have to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
