Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Worst Jokes Ever
Şehmus ne demiş? Ne bileyim, olm, ona sor.
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
Papyrus: Well come to the underground.
Sans: How was your falls?
Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.
Sans: Give me your balls!
If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.
Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.
Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!
Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
Messi chiquito...
cock, cock, and cum
Guys, help! I need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being for real right now, guys, help!
Can emos eat a Happy Meal?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
