Worst Jokes Ever
I don't know, I don't have one.
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.
Your hairline is so far back it took a trip to America.
Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?
So she can moan with her right hand.
What did the teacher say when he raped his naughty student?
"Face the wall!"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first?
Watching their expression change.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.