Worst Jokes Ever
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
what makes emos jump?
a. bridges
Why can't orphans go on game shows?
You need a family member.
Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other, "What is your favorite kind of music?"
The other windmill replies, "I'm a huge metal fan!"
What's Kobe's favorite song?
"Helicopter Helicopter"
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
What is the difference between your dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.
"My friend and her boyfriend were kissing until she puts her tongue down his throat, and what happens next is really weird."
The tongue gets stuck in his throat and starts to guh-guh-gughhh trying to get her tongue out of his throat, but it cumssssss out with spit all over his tongue, then they break up because he didn't want that to happen ever again...:/
How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.