Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.
Let me know if you can't cum.
Why did the child die? To see God, our father.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Why do orphans eat breakfast with water?
The dad did not come home with the milk.
What movie do orphans hate?
Home Alone.
Does anyone else here eat pretzels with Nutella? It tastes AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
Do you know Mike Hawk? No, who is he? Mike Hawk in your MOUTH!
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?
Thanks for coming!
Like if you're short.
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
Do you know Candice?
Nope.
Candice dick fit in your mouth.
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."