Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
When you think you can’t fail anymore if you’re dead, then you fail at suiciding.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."
Fart a lot.
Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
Why couldn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣
Trevor Bauer for President.
So all blondes are dumb, right?
Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?