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Worst Jokes Ever
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it's intersected by a plane!
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
Orphan: Am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there.
Orphan: Realizes.
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
I learned my dad got into a car crash this morning.
And my driver's license got revoked too.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
That joke didn't land well, did it?
What’s the best way to get people to remember your birthday? Kill yourself.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
