An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
Worst Jokes Ever
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
My girlfriend said I was a ped0phi1e.
That's a big word for a 6 year old!
A guy was dying after getting stabbed in a church. He said to the priest, "Please say a prayer for me," and the priest said, "I ain’t got nun left." Then he died.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
Braken Rodrgrigous?
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
Them, losers.
Like if your best friend is emo.
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
My ex-friends are depressed. Their names are Kaitlyn and Ava.
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
