Worst Jokes Ever
Like if you laugh.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
Are you my homework because I’m supposed to be doing you right now, but I’m not.
What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.
If you like this post, you will die!!!! Don’t do it 👿😅😎
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "I know you wanna!"
Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun,
But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."
Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."
Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
I got kicked out of the library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
This. This is my class.
[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o)
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.