Worst Jokes Ever
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.
Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.
Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.
Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?
Bully: How would you know that?
Me: Because she told me herself.
Bully: How exactly?
Me: She's on the phone right now.
Phone: *High pitched animal noises*
Me: Told you so!
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
What is white and fluffy? A peelo.
I thought it was polite to open the door for a lady, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
What's an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
I gave a deaf kid AirPods.
Allah akbar.
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
Me: I wouldn’t want to be with a shitmate.
Shitmate: You’re so shitable.
Me: Bring banana ice cream.
Shitmate: Never happening.
"Fuck you, do something about it!"
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.