Worst Jokes Ever
Everybody asks, "What's up?" but nobody asks, "What's down?"
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
Me: The light wow brighter than my future.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
What is a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
I hate likebeggars. They are just writing some stupid "like if" shit just to get attention. I mean, that's so lazy, so unoriginal, and stupid.
Anyways, can this get 100 likes, please?
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.