Worst Jokes Ever
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the National Zoo.
POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
I said to the fish, "I have dam."
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 was a registered sex offender.
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
He is helping world hunger by feeding cancer.
789.
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
How do you know when your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
Sorry but, no one asked.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence." Anybody relate?
What goes cackle, cackle, *bonk*?
A witch laughing its head off.