When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone.
Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?
A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
Gay people.
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
Funniest Roblox Names I've heard:
ButtNugget123
Lil_RAT (user is actually Sillyowlbunny200)
baddasscarrot44
EggnogRat44
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
My wife said I had no sense of direction... so I packed my sh*t and left.
Poop Jackson.
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
