Worst Jokes Ever
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was assaulted.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
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Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
Please welcome Mozart's The Magic Flute...
In A minor.
What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?
Toothpaste.
The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”
“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.