Worst Jokes Ever
Do trees pee?
How else do we have No. 1 pencils?
My entire family "TAKE THIS GIRL TO AN ASYLUM!!!"
Me "OH NO" 💀
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
Want to know how to fit 71 people in a car? Two in the front while we handle 69 in the back.
What is the difference between me and a fire?
It's hot.
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it Sum Ting Wong.
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
Why is Gennis gay?
Hi, I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hairdryer.
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?
They are all boomers in the end.
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?
Dial-ISIS!
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.