Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
DONE🔫
She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.
What God do rats worship?
Cheesus.
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
What’s a orphan's fav movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
What do Asian people eat?
Rice.