Worst Jokes Ever
Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣
I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
"No towers? :("
"No queen? :("
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
This town ain't big enough for the one of you.
Blud is so old he pre-ordered the Torah.
If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nonye.
Nonye who?
Nonye buisness.
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.
Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!
Marry or don't marry, you will regret both!
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."