Worst Jokes Ever
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
Moan moan moan moan and I moan more moan again moan moan and again and ×1000000.
Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?
Because they only gave him one test tickle.
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?
Because they have a history of separating colors.
We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy? Yeh, me neither.
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
Your hairline goes so far back, the dinosaurs saw it before you did.
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why can't religion and science agree?
Because science creates skyscrapers, and religion combines with skyscrapers.
Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.
Titanic is more bent than a hairline.
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
What do you call an autistic daughter?
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.