Worst Jokes Ever
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
Hondo's dad and mum went up the hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a Hondo.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born pretty, what happened to you?
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
How bout you Rhydon deez nuts?
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
We should really stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad.
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces:
"Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!"
Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!"
Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though."
Nuns: "Ugh! No, thank you then..."
Old people kept saying "you're next" to me at weddings, so I started saying it to them at funerals.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.