Worst Jokes Ever
I replaced "Jingle Bells" with "Jiggle Balls"... "Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!"
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Papyrus: Well come to the underground.
Sans: How was your falls?
Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.
Sans: Give me your balls!
If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.
Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.
cock, cock, and cum
Guys, help! I need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being for real right now, guys, help!
Can emos eat a Happy Meal?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.