What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad
what do Afghanistan people love about bombs there black and go off
what do both a hooker and a customer have in common, they come onto each other
What's the hardest part of a vegetable. The wheelchair ♿️
Gigitry Gigity lois give me your titties
the doctor said i had 2 years to live so i shot him the warden gave me 50 problem solved
Q/ how do you punish a blind person
A/ give them a gun and tell the its a hairdryer
Ever have an Italian sausage in a can??
Two nuns in a bathtub. One nun asks "Where's the soap?" The other nun says "It sure does"
I asked a orphan his parents was
( God I wish know)
What is an orphans least favorite snack?
“Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels”
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop? Dog poop touches grass.
your so skinny the world turns to the LEFT!
You may not like me but you still look up to me
When they say you live by the sword you die by the sword, not in Paul Walkers case he lived by the car died by a tree well I guess the car was stumped
why are cancer kids so fly
because they got the drip
When your mom fell down a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the earth
why are priests called father? because it's too sus to call them daddy!
Earth is fun and worstbmaa
Lucas is a baby a little girl ooo
