Worst Jokes Ever
If I were a history teacher, I’d make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them.
How to get rid of your depression:
1. Stop self-pitying.
2. Realize you can't.
3. Fucking deal with it.
You're welcome.
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"
How do you know your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes keep piling up.
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.
Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.
Yo mama's so big, her belt size is "equator."
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
I found this at school.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
Recently my baby did this:
🖕🏼👶🏼🖕🏼 🎽 👖
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
Son: Dad, where are you?
Dad: Getting another one.
Son: Getting what?
Dad: Dad.
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.
(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)