Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?
Hello everybody, now who here have watched Skurry?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.
Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some don’t.
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
Y'all follow me, please.
I sold my vacuum the other day.
All I got was dust and my mom's wig.
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance, and I'm tired of it.
Today, I push him out of his wheelchair.
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Where does the banana learn to split? At Sunday school.
I replaced "Jingle Bells" with "Jiggle Balls"... "Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!"
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"