Worst Jokes Ever
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So, my girlfriend left me. I took her wheelchair, and she came back crawling.
All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Is that my student?
Na! It is Jesus!
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.
Me and my girlfriend broke up, and I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Dude, if there is a watermelon, shouldn't there be an earthmelon, airmelon, and a firemelon? The elemelons.
Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?
A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?
Hello everybody, now who here have watched Skurry?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.
Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some don’t.
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"