Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
I once told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man because he is far from home.
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."
"It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?
They both like oil.
What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
How do you open a banana? Answer with a mon-key.