Worst Jokes Ever

Baller.

What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.

Died and came back sped. I call that rien-tardation.

Me: "Hey, get my joke on that timeline."

Her: "No."

After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.

I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.

Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.

I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.

Yo mama so fat, she found the barrier to outer space!

Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.

Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.

What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?

"Family strong, but not that strong."

"2001 just called and they want their towers back."

You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."

We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.

Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?

A: Tuba-glue.

Why is September 11th the best birthday?

No one ever forgets it! <3

An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.

What was Hitler known for?

His exceptional cost efficiency.