Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.

Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."

At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."

"I miss you.

Being happy was never that hard without you..."

Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...

U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.

U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.

My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”

Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?

My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).