Worst Jokes Ever
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
It's funny how teachers are supposed to educate new lives, but only teach certain kids how much they want to commit suicide and how many ways there are.
Did the tree high five the emos?
No, he just left them hanging.
DARK ALERT********
A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.
DARK ALERT********
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
I punched my mom for no freaking reason.
I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why did the polack lock himself out of his car?
Because his keys were inside of the ignition.
Mum: If your friend jumped off a cliff, would you?
Me: Oh yeah, no doubt my friend wouldn't even have to jump first.
I have no life, and I have no funny jokes.
Can a guy in a wheelchair be a stand-up comedian?
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and roared, "Hot wheels!"
What’s the best way to get gum out of hair?
Cancer.
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
My friend: To get to the other side?
Me: No, to get to the idiot's house.
My friend: Oh.
Me: Knock knock.
My friend: Who's there?
Me: The chicken.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.
Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"
Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."