Worst Jokes Ever

I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.

This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. He sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger.

Mason: "Heh. Good thing I eat like a horse." He looks up at the waiter.

Waiter: "You are a nasty little bunny, aren't you?"

Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him... she was a HORSE.

The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.

What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?

Still being in the orphanage at 13.

Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.

Birthday girl: Oh wow!

Parent: Anyone missing?

Birthday girl: Your parents.

How to respond if someone starts looking at the photos on your phone.

Step 1: Jab your thumbs into their eye sockets.

I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.

My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.

I finally got a girlfriend.

Her name is Remington Model 32.

What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.

I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.

She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."

Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.

Child: But why?

Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.

Orphan: But why?

A telescope has two uses:

1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.

Should I do a face reveal?

Why does Trump play Minecraft?

'Cause he can build walls.

What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.

How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.

What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?

Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.

It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.