Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
One day I was texting my friend on Roblox and I made her mad. She told me she was gonna kill me.
That night, she told me to meet her at the bathroom at 2 PM sharp, but she made "sharp" in all caps. So I went to the bathroom at 2 PM the next day. Now I know what she meant by "SHARP" on Roblox... she brought a knife, and I was in hell by then. Like for the next part!
When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"
Once you’ve seen a shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.
Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
It's funny how teachers are supposed to educate new lives, but only teach certain kids how much they want to commit suicide and how many ways there are.
Did the tree high five the emos?
No, he just left them hanging.
DARK ALERT********
A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.
DARK ALERT********
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
I punched my mom for no freaking reason.
I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why did the polack lock himself out of his car?
Because his keys were inside of the ignition.
Mum: If your friend jumped off a cliff, would you?
Me: Oh yeah, no doubt my friend wouldn't even have to jump first.
I have no life, and I have no funny jokes.
Can a guy in a wheelchair be a stand-up comedian?
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.