Why do orphans use water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
Why do we call them dead bodies? Nobody says "alive bodies!" Like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG IT'S FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones, though." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on, husband, help me with the bodies." If it's a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.
James Dalton.
What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?
Hair pull.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient Egypt?
Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Heyo, my children, hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
Wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him "go big or go home," and he only had one option.
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
There are only two genders.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
