Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.

What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?

They can't see each other anymore.

Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.

How do you surprise a 50-year-old man? By putting a 12-inch dick through his ass.

He said, "Best surprise ever!"

Bully: Who you looking at?

Me: A Build-A-Bear.

Bully: Where?

Me: Look in the mirror.

Mom: Hey son, what does "idk" and "idc" mean?

Son: I donโ€™t know and I donโ€™t care.

Mom: Excuse me?

Son: Oh, and by the way, Mom, whatโ€™s for dinner?

I donโ€™t know and I donโ€™t care.