Worst Jokes Ever
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.
Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.
Birthday girl: Oh wow!
Parent: Anyone missing?
Birthday girl: Your parents.
How to respond if someone starts looking at the photos on your phone.
Step 1: Jab your thumbs into their eye sockets.
I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
I finally got a girlfriend.
Her name is Remington Model 32.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
Should I do a face reveal?
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.
So, one day in 3rd grade, I was making this art piece and I was talking about my friend that was a boy that I have known for 5 years. But then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I'M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!" As soon as I heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing their butts off, but laughed so hard, I fell out of my chair!
I got a toaster for my birthday and said, "Yay, new bath bomb!"
Being alive is so expensive, I am not even having a good time doing it.