Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.

Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.

I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"

What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?

A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.

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    • What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?

    The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.

    What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?

    If you want a female prostitute to be a carpet muncher, you have to give her money.

    What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?

    If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

    What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?

    If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

    In a lesbian relationship, which feminazi cooks?

    None, both carpet munchers eat out.

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    • I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull.

    A Jewish guy behind me said, "A skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers!"

    Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.

    The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"

    The second said: "I'd do it for free!"

    The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"

    The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"

    Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

    Why do apple trees like emo kids?

    Because they like to play yoyo with them.