Worst Jokes Ever

Buy KFC = 1 dead orphan in your house.

Dark humor is like cancer; it's funnier when kids get it.

I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"

How do you get a baby in a box? With a blender.

What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.

You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support its family.

Kid singing “abcd.”

Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”

Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.

What’s the difference between orphans and cars?

I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.

Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?

Lights are hanging.

Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.

Isn't it ridiculous to hear INBRED WHITE TRASH RACISTS talking $#iT about OTHER "Cultures"?

I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.

My Mom said she's going to kill me if I don't stop using my computer.

What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?

Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.

9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.