Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Two antennas got married. The ceremony dragged on, but the reception was excellent.

What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?

"There's a great singer inside of you."

Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.

Two men ran into a bar. You would have thought after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it.

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.

Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't make a homerun. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.

Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.

Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly.

I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking, but she said she didn't want any.

When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.