Yall these 9/11 jokes ain't funny I ordered a plaine pizza in the twin towers
what is the difference between a woman and my fridge.
only one moans when i put my meat in it
what's the good thing about child pervart they drive slow in a school zone
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
one time i klled sam stan gran on roblox and she was realll mad
life would be so much easier if grass was emo
because it would cut itself
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test
Look behind you there is Stephen hawking- nobody
What is an emos least favourite game? Fruit ninja
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like a the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How you ask? Ask the Twin Towers
How do you get a hippy pregnant? Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
How do you get 1000 followers? Walk into an African village with a water bottle
what do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? a heavy drinker
i always woder what girls are thinking about. mabe balls
What do you call a ruptured chines man? One hung lo
If your mad go punch a orphan what are they going to do tell there mom
Why did Michael Jackson rush to h&m?: they had new billie jeans
Like if you know someone is emo and comment emo🇷🇺
Why do orphans like being criminals? Because then someone actually wants them
