Worst Jokes Ever
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.
Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
I told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
One day I was texting my friend on Roblox and I made her mad. She told me she was gonna kill me.
That night, she told me to meet her at the bathroom at 2 PM sharp, but she made "sharp" in all caps. So I went to the bathroom at 2 PM the next day. Now I know what she meant by "SHARP" on Roblox... she brought a knife, and I was in hell by then. Like for the next part!
When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"
Once you’ve seen a shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.
Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.