What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.
Worst Jokes Ever
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
Shut your transparent hairline up.
I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.
I got fired from my job today at a banana factory. They said to throw away the bad ones, so I threw away the bent ones.
Are you George Floyd?
Cause you take my breath away! 😮💨
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
Say: "eye"
Spell: map
Then say: "enis."
I spy with my little eye something starting with, actually I have TWO normal eyes.
My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics.
Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.
Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
I love fard 😋
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
