911 jokes
Wait, 911 is the American emergency number...
The coffee was getting mugged, so it called 911.
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
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