9 jokes
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far.
So I was eating this girl out the other day, and I GOT AIDS. How does a 9-year-old give me AIDS? I guess my sister was hanging around the wrong crowd.
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
9/11.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: The 9/11 victims. They went through 20 stories in seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
What’s a homo police dog?
A gay-9.
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9.
Why was 9 afraid of 20?
Because 28, 29.
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were against me.
9 out of 10 Americans are stupid... I'm so glad I'm in the 1%.
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.
I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. -- I'm not really a mourning person.
4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.
9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.