Why was 9 afraid of 20?
Because 28, 29.
9 Jokes
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were against me.
9 out of 10 Americans are stupid... I'm so glad I'm in the 1%.
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.
I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. -- I'm not really a mourning person.
4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.
9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
