9 jokes

I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

Gang rape.

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!

That's the best I've done so far.

So I was eating this girl out the other day, and I GOT AIDS. How does a 9-year-old give me AIDS? I guess my sister was hanging around the wrong crowd.

We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.

But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?

Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).

Why was 6 scared of 7?

Answer: Because 7 8 9.

9/11.

Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?

A: The 9/11 victims. They went through 20 stories in seconds.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.

What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.

Why is 8 afraid of 7?

'Cause 7 ate 9.

What’s a homo police dog?

A gay-9.

Have you ever been eight before?

You were between 7 and 9.

Why was 9 afraid of 20?

Because 28, 29.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 15 years.

I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were against me.

9 out of 10 Americans are stupid... I'm so glad I'm in the 1%.

Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.

I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. -- I'm not really a mourning person.

4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.