How to fall down stairs.
Step 1. Step 2. Step 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
9 Jokes
9/11.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
More than 9 because my basement's still dark.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far.
So I was eating this girl out the other day, and I GOT AIDS. How does a 9-year-old give me AIDS? I guess my sister was hanging around the wrong crowd.
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
9/11.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: The 9/11 victims. They went through 20 stories in seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
What’s a homo police dog?
A gay-9.
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9.
