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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

More than 9 because my basement is still dark.

A man found out that he was going to die.

A German doctor comes in and says "you have 10 more". The man yells out "10 WHAT!! DAYS!!!! WEEKS!!!". And the doctor says "No seconds". And the man says "9 SECONDS!!!" And the doctor says "Nein. Ten seconds". He asked "How many seconds do I have to live 10, 9 , or...?"

Then he died and learned how to say no in German....

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?

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  • Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.

    Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?

    There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?

    A pentagon!

    (9/11 joke)

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  • What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

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    Their knees.

    *Ba dum tss*

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  • I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.

    He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.

    I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.

    What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

    Their ankles.

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