9 jokes
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said that you would never forget!
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
If babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born?
Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because he's a registered sex offender.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? The 9/11 terrorists went through like 78 stories in 7 seconds.
How to fall down stairs.
Step 1. Step 2. Step 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
9/11.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
More than 9 because my basement's still dark.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far.