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If babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born?

How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb?

More than 9 because my basement's still dark.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.

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  • My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.

    Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!

    That's the best I've done so far.

    So I was eating this girl out the other day, and I GOT AIDS. How does a 9-year-old give me AIDS? I guess my sister was hanging around the wrong crowd.

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  • We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.

    But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?

    Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).