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9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?
Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.
9/11
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said that you would never forget!
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
If babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born?
Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because he's a registered sex offender.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? The 9/11 terrorists went through like 78 stories in 7 seconds.
How to fall down stairs.
Step 1. Step 2. Step 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
9/11.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
More than 9 because my basement's still dark.