9 jokes

You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?

The second one never lands as good as the first one.

Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.

Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.

Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.

At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.

Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.

If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.

What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?

A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.

9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!

Classic.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9. Seven ate nine.

A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.

The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.

Why is 10 afraid?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.

Who said white people can't jump?

Look at the footage from 9/11.

Why did 10 die??

Because he was in between 9/11.

Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.

I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.

Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.

I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.

You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?

I wasn't close to my dad when he died.

Which was good. He died during 9/11.