9 jokes
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in between 6 and 9.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.