9 jokes
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 9.
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
1+1=3, just add 9 months.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
People should stop making jokes about major tragedies. My dad died on 9/11...
He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.