30s

30s jokes

Prison

Why did the Puerto Rican American ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ท that was a gay male ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ท that was born physically challenged not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ท that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ท

Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ท

Drink

A man and his friend walk into a bar on a 30-story building and order a drink of beer. Then one of the men jumps out the window and he can fly, so he says to his mate, "Gary, take a sip of this drink, it makes you fly!" So Gary takes a sip of the drink, jumps out the window, and dies. And the bartender says, "Gee, Superman, you're a douche when you drink!"

Chat

Three strangers have opened a gay chat; but if one left the chat, the chat would be closed.

Stranger 3: How to turn a straight guy into a gay guy?

Stranger 1: You can't!

Stranger 2: You can.

Stranger 3: How?

Stranger 2: By using the same idea of the Russian experiment; like in a detention, put him in a closed room full of gay stuff, but the difference is that he can sleep, and he will have food for 30 days and a toilet, too.

Stranger 3: Great idea, but who can we try first?

Stranger 1: You all gays are evil monsters.

Stranger 2: I think the stranger 1 is just a straight spy. Let's try this experi-

(The chat has been closed by stranger 1)

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  • Memes

    Teacher

    In the morning at 6:30 AM,

    Teacher: Who fought in World War I?

    Me: Trump & Biden.

    Teacher: Oh ok... well good job class, see you tomorrow and study your books.

    After school,

    Teacher: Oh God those kids know nothing.

    "She looks at her clock."

    Teacher: And now I am sewed.

    Pilot

    9/11 pilots are the best readers.

    They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.

    Dollar

    For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.

    Thatโ€™s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!

    Gun

    Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?

    Because it's the average class size.

    Grandpa

    My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.

    Workout

    Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:

    Sit-ups: 50

    Push-ups: 40

    Squats: 30

    Do 5 sets.

    String

    I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.

    Time

    The doctor said I have until 2:30 to live.

    Thatโ€™s like 20 years from now, I said.

    He looks at the time. Itโ€™s 2:30.

    Elephant

    Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.

    Guy

    A drunk guy is showing friends his new apartment.

    The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed.

    "What's that gong for?" the friend asks him.

    "It's not a gong," the drunk replies. "It's a talking clock."

    "How does it work?"

    The guy picks up a hammer, gives the gong an ear-shattering pound, and steps back.

    Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screams, "For God's sake, you asshole, it's 3:30 in the god damn morning!"

    Library

    I got fired from the library in the first 30 minutes because I "womens rights" in the sci-fi fiction section.