30s Jokes

A three strangers have opened a gay chat; but if one left the chat, the chat will be closed.

Stranger 3: how to turn a straight guy into a gay guy?

Stranger 1: you can't!

Stranger 2: you can

Stranger 3: how?

Stranger 2: by using the same idea of russian experiment; like in a detention, put him in a closed room full of gay stuff but the difference that he can sleep and he will have a food for 30 days and toilet too.

Stranger 3: great idea, but who can we try first?

Stranger 1: you all gays are evil monsters

Stranger 2: i think the stranger 1 is just a straight spy let's try this experi-

(the chat has been closed by stranger 1)

Q: What time does an Asian go to the dentist? A: 2:30

what do you call a schol bus with 30 kids

a killstreak

IN THE MORNING AT 6:30 AM

Teacher : who fought in the world war I ME : Trump & Biden Teacher: Oh ok ..... well good job class see you tomorrow and study your books

AFTER SCHOOL

Teacher: Oh God those kids know nothing ''She looks at her clock'' Teacher : And now I am sewed

x : morning sunshine y : oh, yeah 30 minutes more

911 pilots are the best readers, They went through 30 stories in less than an hours

Not a joke , but hears a good workout ig , situps 50 , push ups 40 , squats 30 doe 5 sets.

for every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents. That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!

What time is it when you have a tooth ache?

2:30 (Tooth hurty)

Why do american guns only have 30 rounds. because its the average class size

My Grandpa Killed 30 Air-Force Pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.

mom! (DYM 30)

Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.

If jonny ate 29 out of 30 choclate bars what would he have? Diabetus jonny would have diabetus.

A drunk guy is showing friends his new apartment...

The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed.

"What's that gong for?" the friend asks him.

"It's not a gong," the drunk replies. "It's a talking clock."

"How does it work?"

The guys picks up a hammer, gives the gong an ear-shattering pound, and steps back.

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screams, "For God's sake, you asshole...it's 3:30 in the god damn morning!"

i got fired from the libary in the first 30 minutes because i womens rights in the sifi fiction section

If you're serious, congratulations on getting this far in life with absolutely no comprehension of reality. If you had this kind of knowledge about driving a car, you'd be sitting 30 feet away from it, throwing pieces of pickles at a barn and shouting ‘shazam’ into an empty iPhone case, wondering why the car wasn't moving .

freands. yo whos your barber they mess up big time. me. your just jealous because my dad cuts my for free and you have to be paying 30 dollars' just for that short ass cut

Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom:sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30 and there 18 so is it a reverse pedo? O well