30s jokes

Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...

The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.

To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.

"Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live." "1......2......3 .....4....5..." Did you notice you said nothing at all?

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

6:30 is the best time on a clock... hands down.

Sonic can run around the world in a second.

In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.