30s jokes

Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...

The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.

"Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live." "1......2......3 .....4....5..." Did you notice you said nothing at all?

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

Chuck Norris can make Minute Maid lemonade in 5 seconds.

Chuck Norris can make 5 minute frosting in 4 minutes.

You have a six-minute timer to live, but when you breathe, it resets.