3 am jokes

Adrenaline

My girlfriend lives a few miles away from me.

The other night, she called me at around 3 AM. She was terrified. She said that there were two armed gunmen in her apartment.

With all that adrenaline going through my system, it made it hard to go back to sleep.

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    Professor

    A mathematics professor arrived home at 3 am drunk.

    His wife was up waiting for him.

    "You said you'd be home by 11:45!" she yelled.

    He responded, "No my dear, I said I'd be home at a quarter of 12."

    Water

    Water, tastes that one tap in school:

    A tier water at 3 am.

    S tier.

    12 pm water f tier.

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