1999 Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

9/11

380 views · Shower thoughts · 6 months ago

When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.

Year

Anonymous · 8 years ago

What ended in 1999? 1998.

Stereotype

782 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

This is so true

The image shows a Family Guy cast in two panels, representing 1999 and 2009. In 1999, the characters are labeled as 'Hardworking Housewife', 'Mysoginist Retard', 'Teenage Boy', 'Teenage Girl', 'Voice of Reason' and 'Evil Mastermind'. In 2009, the same characters are labeled as 'Space Occupier', 'Retard', 'Retard', 'Punching Bag', 'Liberal Douche', and 'Gay'.

School Shooter

199 views · Shower thoughts · 6 months ago

When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.

Ball

i love making emo people cry :) · 3 years ago

I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.

Attempt

113 views · Brooky · 4 years ago

Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...

My attempts in 2019, 2020, and 2021!

Gang Rape

1061 views · billy teh noot · 8 years ago

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

Gang rape.

Sex

185 views · Killpuddle · 2 years ago

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex on a scale of 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, and she kept shouting “9!”

That's the best I've done so far.

Number

28 views · Anonymous · 9 years ago

19 and 20 had a fight. 21.

Television

33 views · PokemonCardMemeBoiiii · 3 years ago

A yellow Pokémon card with a depiction of a black television screen. The card includes the name 'TV' and its 'Bright Light' and 'Speaker Blast' attacks. It's described as a 'Flat-screen plasma television Pokémon'.

Pokemon card

14 views · PokemonCardMemeBoiiii · 3 years ago

A Pokemon card featuring a cartoon cloud character named Cloudy. The card has attacks called 'Thunderstorm' and 'EgGz'. The card details include 'Cumulus cloud Pokemon. Length: Unknown, Weight: Unknown'. The bottom of the card has copyright information: 'Illus. Druvianism Arts 1995, 96, 88 Nintendo Creatures. GAMEFREAK. ©1999 Wizardz. 55/102'.

Pokemon card

13 views · PokemonCardMemeBoiiii · 3 years ago

A Pokemon card featuring a drawing of a stick figure character named David. The card lists two attacks: "Aw, Seriously?" and "AW, SERIOUSLY!!??". The card also includes the following text: "Basic Pokémon. David. 50 HP. Stick figure Pokémon. Length: Unknown, Weight: Unknown. David says "Aw, Seriously?" Making the opponent confused. David yells "Aw, Seriously?" at the opponent. Weakness +30. Resistance -20. Retreat cost."

Pillow

9 views · PokemonCardMemeBoiiii · 3 years ago

A trading card style image features a cartoon pillow with a face and small limbs. The card's top reads "Basic Pokémon. Pillow" followed by "50 HP". A brief description, "Down pillow Pokémon. Length: Unknown, Weight: Unknown" is under the image. Below, the card lists two attacks: "Pillow Fight!" with a description and "Popper Toy". The card also shows a weakness (+30) and resistance (-30). At the bottom it reads, "Illus. Druvianism Arts 1995, 96, 88 Nintendo Creatures. GAMEFREAK. ©1999 Wizardz. 55/102".

Flower

19 views · PokemonCardMemeBoiiii · 3 years ago

A Pokemon trading card featuring the character Flower. The card reads: Basic Pokémon Flower. Flower Pokémon. Length: Unknown, Weight: Unknown. "Space". Flower pushes the opponent aside.

Pokemon card

35 views · Wade · 2 years ago

A Pokemon card featuring a plush shark toy labeled "May" as a basic Pokemon with 30 HP. The card includes attacks named "Suicidal Karen" and "Victimize," and the text reads, "If you come across this Pokémon in the wild, RUN. Run away immediately, kill it if you can, but fuckin RUN."

Dora

3 views · PokemonCardMemeBoiiii · 3 years ago

The image shows a Pokemon card with Dora as the character. It states that, "An island eater such as myself has always been fated to go hungry.", and the attack is called "Perfect Spanish" where Dora will talk in spanish, making the opponent confused.

Pokemon

3 views · PokemonCardMemeBoiiii · 3 years ago

A Pokémon card featuring an 8-ball. The card's title is "8-Ball" with the type "Billiard 8-ball Pokémon". It lists the attacks "Roll Out" and "Stick Wack", describing the effect and damage. The card also shows weakness, resistance, and retreat cost. The card is a parody of a standard Pokemon card design.

Cake

2 views · PokemonCardMemeBoiiii · 3 years ago

A picture of a cake stylized as a Pokemon card. The cake is a rectangular slice of chocolate cake with a frowning face. The card lists the cake as a basic Pokemon with 50 HP. Its attack is "Butter Knife," where it will use a butter knife to stab the opponent. It also shows weakness and resistance.

Pie

3 views · PokemonCardMemeBoiiii · 3 years ago

A character resembling a blueberry pie is depicted on a card that looks like a Pokemon card. The card reads: "Basic Pokémon Pie 50 HP. Explosive blueberry pie Pokémon. Length: Unknown, Weight: Unknown. Blueberry Explosion 10x. Weakness +30, resistance -30, retreat cost."

Pokemon card

22 views · Wade · 2 years ago

Isn’t this card just great?(if I revamp it I’m gonna make it more pathetic lmao)

A Pokémon card featuring a plush shark named May, described as a "Transgender Pokémon". The card lists moves such as "Suicidal Karen" and "Victimize". The card also includes a warning to "RUN" if encountered in the wild.