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𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠

This is so true

1999
Mysoginist Retard
Hardworking
Housewife
Voice of Reason
EVE
Teenage Boy
Teenage Girl
Evil Mastermind
Space Occupier
Liberal Douche
2009
Retard
813
Gay
Retard
Punching Bag

Ball

i love making emo people cry :)

i kicked my leg into my dads balls in 1999

Memes

Basic Pokémon
May
Transgender Pokémon.
30 HP
Suicidal Karen
Whine like a bitch about your problems and
suicidal tendencies (hopefully you'll annoy
the enemy and they'll retreat?)
weakness
Victimize
This attack only works if allied with a friend.
This creature has none, since it is utterly
repulsive. Making this attack useless.
resistance
20
retreat cost
+40
-40
If you come across this Pokémon in the wild, RUN. Run
away immediately, kill it if you can, but fuckin RUN.
1995, 96, 98 Nintendo, Creatures, GAMEFREAK. 1999 Wizards.
***

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Isn’t this card just great?(if I revamp it I’m gonna make it more pathetic lmao)

Basic Pokémon
May
Transgender Pokémon.
30 HP
Suicidal Karen
Whine like a bitch about your problems and
suicidal tendencies (hopefully you'll annoy
the enemy and they'll retreat?)
weakness
Victimize
This attack only works if allied with a friend.
This creature has none, since it is utterly
repulsive. Making this attack useless.
resistance
20
retreat cost
+40
-40
If you come across this Pokémon in the wild, RUN. Run
away immediately, kill it if you can, but fuckin RUN.
1995, 96, 98 Nintendo, Creatures, GAMEFREAK. 1999 Wizards.
***

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Basic Pokémon
Pillow
Down pillow Pokémon. Length: Unknown, Weight: Unknown
Pillow Fight!
All opponents engage in a pillow fight. Flip 5 coins. If
heads, defending opponent loses 10 HP. If tails, attacking
loses
Popper Toy
weakness
+30
50 HP
Illus. Druvianism Arts
resistance
Ⓒ-30
20
10+
retreat cost
©1995, 96, 88 Nintendo Creatures. GAMEFREAK. ©1999 Wizardz. 55/102

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Basic Pokémon
TV
Flat-screen plasma television Pokémon. Length: Unknown, Weight:...
Bright Light
Doing this attack will blind the opponent
Speaker Blast
weakness
+40
Illus. Druvianism Arts
resistance
90 HP4
-30
20+
20x
retreat cost
©1995, 96, 88 Nintendo Creatures. GAMEFREAK. ©1999 Wizardz. 55/102

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Basic Pokémon
David
Stick figure Pokémon. Length: Unknown, Weight: Unknown
"Aw, Seriously?"
David says "Aw, Seriously?" Making the
opponent confused
7~19
FAW/SERIOUSĘÝ!!??
David yells "Aw, Seriously?" at the opponent
weakness
+30
resistance
50 HP
-20
10
10x
retreat cost
Illus. Druvianism Arts © 1995, 96, 88 Nintendo Creatures. GAMEFREAK. ©1999 Wizardz. 55/102

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Basic Pokémon
Flower
14
Flower Pokémon. Length: Unknown, Weight: Unknown
Uu
"Space"
Flower pushes the opponent aside
weakness
+40
resistance
-20
40 HP
10x
retreat cost
Illus. Druvianism Arts © 1995, 96, 88 Nintendo Creatures. GAMEFREAK. ©1999 Wizardz. 55/102

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Basic Pokémon
Cloudy
Cumulus cloud Pokémon. Length: Unknown, Weight: Unknown
Thunderstorm
Cloudy will shock the opponent with a lightning bolt
EgGz
Cloudy will throw an egg at the opponent
weakness
+30
Illus. Druvianism Arts
20 HP
resistance
-10
4
10x
10
retreat cost
©1995, 96, 88 Nintendo Creatures. GAMEFREAK. ©1999 Wizardz. 55/102

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Basic Pokémon
Pie
ㅎ
weakness
H
Explosive blueberry pie Pokémon. Length: Unknown, Weight: Unkno....
Blueberry Explosion
+30
50 HP
resistance
10x
retreat cost
-30
Illus. Druvianism Arts ⓒ 1995, 96, 88 Nintendo Creatures. GAMEFREAK. ©1999 Wizardz. 55/102

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Basic Pokémon
Dora
An island eater such as myself
has always been fated to go hungry.
Stick Figure Pokémon. Length: Unknown, Weight: Unknown
Perfect Spanish
Dora will talk in spanish making the opponent confused
weakness
50 HP
+30
resistance
-20
10
retreat cost
Illus. Druvianism Arts © 1995, 96, 88 Nintendo Creatures. GAMEFREAK. ©1999 Wizardz. 55/102

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Basic Pokémon
Cake
Slice of Choclate Cake Pokémon. Length: Unknown, Weight: Unknown
Butter Knife
Cake will use a butter knife to stab the opponent
weakness
50 HP
+20
resistance
Ⓒ-10
10
retreat cost
Illus. Druvianism Arts ©1995, 96, 88 Nintendo Creatures. GAMEFREAK. ©1999 Wizardz. 55/102

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Basic Pokémon
8-Ball
14
FA
8
Billiard 8-ball Pokémon. Length: Unknown, Weight: Unknown
Roll Out
8-Ball will roll straight into the opponent.
Stick Wack
The Opponent will get hit by a Pool Stick.
weakness
+10
resistance
70 HP
-20
20
20+
retreat cost
Illus. Druvianism Arts © 1995, 96, 88 Nintendo Creatures. GAMEFREAK. ©1999 Wizardz. 55/102

Memes

HITMAN
FOR
HIRE
The only service you can trust!
Dependably eliminating students since 1999
ROSAN VOLKA PRESENTS
COLLANSINNIGH SCHOOL

Memes

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Basic Pokémon
Four
Arabic numeral four Pokémon. Length: Unknown, Weight: Unknown
Zappies
Four zaps the oppo with his hands
Screech
Four Screeches the opponent
weakness
+40
resistance
200 HP
-30
100
40
retreat cost
Illus. Druvianism Arts © 1995, 96, 88 Nintendo Creatures. GAMEFREAK. ©1999 Wizardz. 55/102

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