If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?
Steven Hawking lost the wifi connection on March 14, 2018.
I play Fortnite, but also I play Minecraft for 14 nights.
What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?
"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"
A 10-year-old: "I don't want to smile without having a reason to. People shouldn't think I'm happy 24/7."
A 10-year-old, a week later: "Damn... my life is shitty..."
<2 years later> 12-year-old: "What is de-pre-ssion?" *googles it*
Now 14-year-old: "Oh..."
What is 14 inches long and starts with D?
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.
I did so much research that I got bone-tired from doing this, tibia honest. You probably didn't find that humerus. I got a skeleton of these puns. I guess I could learn a femur puns. I was wondering if the creators of this site could talus how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years old.
WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BOOMERANG AND MY DAD only the boomerang came back its been 14 years wheres my dad
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
What's the most between my uncle and aunt?
My aunt waited until I was 14 to come on my face.
What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole
A pedophile
A 14 year old girl was walking back home late at night, then a man was following her. An hour later, she got back home not only had she lost the stranger, but also her virginity.
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
I like my women how I like my wine.
14 years aged and locked in a cellar.
Two people walk down the road. One says to the other, "Mitch, we passed Weight Watchers 2 minutes ago." He responds, "Jake, the noodle shop is just here. You've been carrying that sh*t on your head for 14 years!"
What’s the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus?
They’re both saying “Oh my god my mom’s gonna kill me!”
What's the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They're both saying "Oh my god, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
