Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.
My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.
Girls are like blackjack.
I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14.
Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100.
Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Why can orphans only have iPhone 14s because they can’t have a home button
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.
Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
im 14 i have had sex before, I have 206 bones in my body but when im with my gf i have 207
Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.
During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: Started to laugh and said "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!
Hehe
i got an iPhone 14 for my brother ? that was the best trade i ever made.
What’s an orphans favourite phone? An iPhone 14 cos it doesn’t have a home button
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
why did i give the orphan a iphone 14
Because there is no home button
If r kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life R kelly: I feel you
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits
Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.
Everyone thought I'd have a great year...
14 years just gave me more chances.
Would love to pound Sterling with a 14 lb hammer.
