The 100+ Best 14 Jokes

Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.

Girls are like blackjack you shoot for 21 but I keep hitting 14

Girls are like black jack

I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14

What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?

They both are thinking "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"

When I was 14 my mum caught me wanking and she slapped me across the face a couple weeks later my dad caught me having a beer and he made me drink 40 beers and I just thought we’ll I’m glad he didn’t catch me wanking

3.14% of sailors are...

π-rates.

I like my women how I like my wine.

14 years aged and locked in a cellar.

My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago but ahe didnt tell me what it was........anyways im turning 14 next month.

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat, you get Fat.

What? were you expecting a pi joke?

Fella walks past a mental hospital, there all out in the garden behind this big fence . All SHOUTING 13 13 13 13. Ect Over and over again ..

This fella is intrigued sees a little hole in the fence Looks through it .. GETS FUCKING POKED STRAIGHT IN THE EYE ..

Then they all start singing

14 14 14 14 14 14 ;)

Q.if i go 1 on 1 with Harvey weinstein i wont get raped A. im not a 14 yr old girl

What's the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They're both saying "Oh my god my mom's gonna kill me!"

If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?

What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?

14 number 1 hits

in my locality there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel cuz everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didnt want to waste any 14 year old pussy . did he?