11 jokes
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
Me: dozes off while driving. Everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.