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My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. 😂

So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.

How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.

What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?

They both came from behind and crushed them.

I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!

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"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.

I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.

What's the emergency number, Jimmy?

Jimmy: 9/11!

I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.

My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.

Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!

You want to hear a 9/11 joke?

I bet they did too!

Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.

What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.

When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.

Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.

My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.

I give these jokes a 9/11.

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.