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The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
The Milky Way!
You want to hear a 9/11 joke?
I bet they did too!
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
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I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. 😂
How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
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