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Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?

Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.

The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.

Which way did the cow jump over the moon?

The Milky Way!

On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.

On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.

What is another name for 9/11?

A forbidden game of Jenga.

Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.

Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?

Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.

I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.

I wish they taught 9/11 at school.

It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨

9/11, also known as the day football stopped.

I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.

My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.

My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. 😂

So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.

How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.

I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!

I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.

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What do 9/11 and gender have in common?

They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.