11 jokes
I met a kid at the park. He was holding a picture of his parents in his hands. They had died on 9/11.
So, I went to comfort him. I said, "Hey, I lost my grandpa on 9/11. He was great. At flying a plane."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...
Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...
"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?
Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
The Milky Way!
You want to hear a 9/11 joke?
I bet they did too!
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.