11 jokes

What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?

Their ankles.

You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...

Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...

You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.

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I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.

I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.

What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?

They both came from behind and crushed them.

Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?

Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.

You want to hear a 9/11 joke?

I bet they did too!

Which way did the cow jump over the moon?

The Milky Way!

The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"

I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.

Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.

Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?

Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.

What is another name for 9/11?

A forbidden game of Jenga.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.

I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.

I wish they taught 9/11 at school.

It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨

9/11, also known as the day football stopped.

Is it a bird, is it a plane?

No, it’s a 9/11 victim.