11 jokes
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?
Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
The Milky Way!
You want to hear a 9/11 joke?
I bet they did too!
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. 😂