11 jokes

I wish they taught 9/11 at school.

It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨

My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.

What is another name for 9/11?

A forbidden game of Jenga.

I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.

Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.

Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?

Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.

My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.

My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. 😂

So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.

How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.

What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?

They both came from behind and crushed them.

I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!

I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.

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"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.

I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.

What's the emergency number, Jimmy?

Jimmy: 9/11!

I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.

My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.

Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!