11 jokes
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
Me: 911. You: You died 9/11.
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.