11 jokes

One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.

I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.

I rate these jokes 9/11.

I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.

I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.

9/11

This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!

You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...

Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...

I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.

It didn't land well.

"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."

9/11 pilots are the best readers.

They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.

Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.

It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!

Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥

When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.

A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"

And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"

A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."

Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?

Yes, best comedy award.

What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...

They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.

I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."

Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.