11 jokes
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.