this kid yelled jenga when we were watching a 9 11 documentary.
(This is a fucked up pick up line) are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon. 3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.” 4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. 5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river. 6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils. 7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope. 8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves. 9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match. 10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee. 11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”). 12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted. 13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff. 14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat. 15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball. 16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing. 17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
You momma's so fat she started fat lives matter .. meetings are everyday 11 o clock mcdonalds 12 o clock kfc 1 o'clock pizza Hut
A police man once said I will never forget 9/11 I said I hope not that’s your phone number
What is the differents between 9/11 and rickroll the twin towers gave up and let down
will smiths slap was like 9/11. it came in unexpectedly and will go down in history
God my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 Victims
If someone told me to bring up 9/11. They were trying to make a funny joke but it didnt work. That one really *crashed and burned*
why did the people in 9/11 not call 911 bc it would call the pilots.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie? because it was rated RRRRGGGG
i am guessing u dont understand :(
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
i don't joke about 9/11 because i lost my dad he was the best pilot i ever knew
People joking about 9/11 Random kid you shouldn’t joke about that I lost my dad on 9/11 Oh Yeah he was the greatest pilot ever
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for miraculous ladybug childrens show whatever the show is called but its a kids show. Skull emoji. Now they’re searching up pictures of tom holland laughing in their absolute weirdness. I like Tom Holland but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on google docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
when i saw stephen hawking for the first time i knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed🤣🤣🤣!!!!11!
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi arabias best pilot
