The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
SpongeBob did 9/11.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
El/11: Ego, My Lego.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
I rate these jokes 9/11.
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
I usually dont make 9/11 jokes. But they just are fire.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...
Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
