11 jokes

I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.

I wish they taught 9/11 at school.

It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨

7-Eleven

8-Eleven

9/11

If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.

I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.

6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?

Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.

What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?

Tower 1...

Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.

Best friend makes joke about 9/11.

Me: My pop was a part of that!

Best friend: So sorry!

Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.

James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."

My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.

The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.

I shouted "Jenga" in class today.

We were watching clips of 9/11.

SpongeBob did 9/11.

Are you a building?

Cuz I rate you 9/11.

What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?

Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.

What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?

Their ankles.

Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."

El/11: Ego, My Lego.

Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.

Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.

Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.